? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
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Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
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there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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