But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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