Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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