I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
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Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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