please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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