I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
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Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
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Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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