how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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