I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
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You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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