wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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