Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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