the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
she told me i tasted like america
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She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
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I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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