i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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