Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
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Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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