I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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