I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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