I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
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Mom said you looked used
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
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We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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