So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
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I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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