is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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