Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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