I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
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Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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