if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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