did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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