I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
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You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
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