i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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