How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
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Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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