Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
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He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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