yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
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I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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