im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
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Your shirt... Was in my pants
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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