At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
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What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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