her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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