Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
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Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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