Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
you guys were way drunker than both of me
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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