The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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