How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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