Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
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a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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