Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
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like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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