I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
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who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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