Who wears a wallet chain?!
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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