STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
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That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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