dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
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i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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