yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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