why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
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You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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