We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
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Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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