It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
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You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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