I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
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it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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