Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
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I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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