Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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I want a grilled cheese and an IV
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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