im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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