So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
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Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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