Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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